Jokes
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
***** Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write againstmother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
***** Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
***** Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
***** Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
***** Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
***** Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
***** Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
***** Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
***** A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
***** Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
***** Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.&nbs! p; Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
***** Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day apigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call &!nbsp;
***** Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
***** Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
***** Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
***** Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ***** What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi *
**** Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
***** Sant! a: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
***** Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first ! - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
***** Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
From Rajani..
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A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
***** Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write againstmother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
***** Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
***** Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
***** Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
***** Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai,koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
***** Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
***** Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money.
***** Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave.
***** A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...
***** Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
***** Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.&nbs! p; Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
***** Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day apigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call &!nbsp;
***** Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
***** Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!
***** Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
***** Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. ***** What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi *
**** Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
***** Sant! a: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage. Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out. Santa: I didn't say he got out.
***** Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first ! - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
***** Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
From Rajani..
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