20 gr8 thoughts

Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you takethem while driving. =======================================
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makesyou are a referee. =======================================
Marriage is a relationship in which one person isalways right and the other is the husband! =======================================
They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. Itried - but they wanted cash. =======================================
A child's greatest period of growth is the month afteryou've purchased new school uniforms. =======================================
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. =======================================
Don't marry the person you want to live with, marrythe one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
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You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it. =======================================
True friends stab you in the front.
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Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you forhurting me. =======================================
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do notvote. =======================================
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of restingbefore you get tired =======================================
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong andshe agrees with me. =======================================
Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job toothers. =======================================
Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss. =======================================
They call our language the mother tongue because thefather seldom gets to speak. =======================================
Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parentshave done it for you. =======================================
Wise men talk because they have something to say;fools talk because they have to say something
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
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