Have u ever wondered why????

*U can study and get any certificates.. but u cannot get ur death certificate
*U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH
* *U can bcom an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. u cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College
* *U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop
* *A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software
* *U can f ind tea in tea cup.. but cannot find world in world cup
* *U can find keys in Key board but u cannot find mother in mother board..
* U can stick anything with a glue, but the Glue do not stick to the bottle.
*U dont find money grow on trees, but then why do banks have branches?
*U find round pizza comming in a square box..........