Report From The LEELAVATI HOSPITAL

Reasons for Amitabh's stomach ache:
1) Excessive intake of Chvanprash
2) Pepsi zyada ho gayi
3) Hajmola kam pad gaya
4) Teeka bhi nahi lagwaya hoga
5) Bhool se nerolac paints kha liya hoga
6) Pappu ki choclate expire ho gayi hogi. last but not the least ...ab itni umr mein jawaan ladkiyoon ke saathkajrare kajrare karenge to kuch to hoga