Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Thiruvanantapuram.Teacher : Spell it? Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have come again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV inmy house. Police : How the theif did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!! If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's youngersis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls" Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? A
nswer : On their Wedding !!
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme