JOKES

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the firstdaddy: "Congratulations, you've twins!". "Oh!..... maybe it's just a coincidence" said the daddy, "as I'm working at the Petronas Twin Towers". Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy: "Congratulations, you've triplets!" "Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too" said the second daddy.ï£^ "I am working for 3M Corporation". A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy: "Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets" "Thanks God.ï£^ Perhaps this is also a coincidence". "I work at Four Seasons Hotel!". Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried. All the 3 daddies asked him: "Why do you look so worried?". He answered, "...uhmmm.... I'm working at Seven-Eleven!" ============================================
Two Sardars were walking together...Pehla: Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahihain..Dusra: Oye main bhi yahi bolne wala tha....============================================
Sardar at an art gallery "I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern Art?"Art Dealer "I beg your pardon sir. Thats a mirror!"
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A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"Shopkeeper: "ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL ============================================
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe honge.... think............."SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI" ============================================
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO A SARDAR AND SARDAR DENIEDSIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY, WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD, MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI , MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME !!!!!============================================"
Help..... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarji in the ship.Italian : How far is land, from here ?Sardarji : Two miles .Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.I have got the experience of swimming even more.The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes upto the layer to ask something again.Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?Sardarji : Downwards... !!============================================
Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."
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Q:) Why does sardarji brings binoculorses in his own marriage?A:) To see his far reletavies.
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them."You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner. So the two sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels,but he always started reading from the middle.A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. "TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning
===========================================Once a Sardarji was going to his office.On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels andexclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!! ============================================
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in educationon earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even thoughit's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to aparty.. he introduced his family to his friendssaying.." I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is my kidney...!!"
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American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."Sardarji " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A. Moti-vating..!!!============================================
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa bagaye.."Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usesurprise doonga..!"============================================
Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ......... Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai...... Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai ======================================================
Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu. ======================================================
Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10Million lotto. Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ? Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost ! =============================================================
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahihai.... ============================================================
Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai .... Rabridevi ka laloo prasad ============================================================
A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab today........ Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for more. ==========================================================
Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever What comes first - the chicken or the egg ? Ø
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!
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Sardar sends SMS to his pregnent wife, Afterwards he started jumping in joy.........
Any guess for his joy???
After sending SMS report came "DELIVERED"