ROLES IN HEAVEN

Brahma - Systems Installation

Vishnu -Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi -Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati -Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva -DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh -Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada -Data transfer

Yama -Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta - IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras -Downloadable Viruses

Devas -Mainframe Programmers

Surya -Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas -In house Hackers

Ravan -Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan -Zombie Process

Lakshman -Support Software and Backup

Hanuman -Linux/s390

Vaali -MS Windows

Sugreeva - DOS

Jatayu -Firewall

Dronacharya -System Programmer

Vishwamitra - Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni -Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki -Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna -SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira -ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun - Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu -Trainee Programmer

Draupadi -Motivation & Team building

Bhima -MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana -Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna -Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra -Visual C++

Gandhari -Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas -Microsoft Service Packs and patches