U still want to try classifieds ????
These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on fourconsecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY:For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY:Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."
WEDNESDAY:Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoyingtelephone calls because of the error we made in the classified adyesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:"For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with
him."
THURSDAY:Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not beencarrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper butshe quit.
MONDAY:For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.
TUESDAY:Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."
WEDNESDAY:Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoyingtelephone calls because of the error we made in the classified adyesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:"For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with
him."
THURSDAY:Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not beencarrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper butshe quit.
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