WOMEN VS MEN----------Good One
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
businessflight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
apiece of paper, 'Please wake me at5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew
shewould find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
hehad missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
papersaid, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
Anearlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'..
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished
topurchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and
I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day.... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
eachother the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next
day,he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
businessflight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on
apiece of paper, 'Please wake me at5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew
shewould find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and
hehad missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The
papersaid, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
Anearlier discussion had led to an argument andneither of them wanted to
concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked
sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws'..
WOMEN'S REVENGE
'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished
topurchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,and
I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day.... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid
and so beautiful all at the same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me
stupid so I would be attracted to you!
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
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