Strange truths about your boss and you...

Strange truths about your boss and you...
1. When you take a long time, you're slow. When yourboss takes a long time, he's thorough.
2. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your bossdoesn't do it, he's too busy.
3. When you make a mistake, you're an idiot. When yourboss makes a mistake, he's only human.
4. When doing something without being told, you're overstepping your authority. When your boss does thesame thing, that's initiative.
5. When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.When your boss does it, he's being firm.
6. When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude. When your boss skips a few rules, he'sbeing original.
7. When you please your boss, you're ass creeping.When your boss pleases his boss, he's beingco-operative.
8. When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's onbusiness.
9. When you have one too many drinks at a social,you're a drunken bum. When your boss does the same, heappreciated the women there.
10. When you take a day off sick, you're always sick.When your boss takes a day off sick, he must be veryill.
11. When you apply for leave, you must be going for aninterview. When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.