Ferrari's folly
Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire pit crew.
The announcement came as follows:
Ferrari has decided to take advantage of India's highunemployment rate, and hire unemployed Indian youthsfrom the Dharavi slums in Mumbai. The decision tohire them was brought on by a recent documentary onhow they were able to remove a set of wheels from acar parked in the street in less than 6 secondswithout proper equipment. Ferrari's erstwhile crewtook more than 8 seconds with the right equipment. Thiswas thought to be an excellent yet bold move by the Ferrari management, and as most races are won & lostin the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage overevery other team.
However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, asduring the crew's first practice session; not onlywere 'da boyz' from Mumbai able to change thetires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds hadresprayed the car, filed off the chassis numberand sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team!!
The announcement came as follows:
Ferrari has decided to take advantage of India's highunemployment rate, and hire unemployed Indian youthsfrom the Dharavi slums in Mumbai. The decision tohire them was brought on by a recent documentary onhow they were able to remove a set of wheels from acar parked in the street in less than 6 secondswithout proper equipment. Ferrari's erstwhile crewtook more than 8 seconds with the right equipment. Thiswas thought to be an excellent yet bold move by the Ferrari management, and as most races are won & lostin the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage overevery other team.
However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, asduring the crew's first practice session; not onlywere 'da boyz' from Mumbai able to change thetires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds hadresprayed the car, filed off the chassis numberand sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team!!
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