Laugh Aloud

-Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2eyes but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live withoutbrain. Please tell them your age!
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Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key ofsuccess. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me.
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Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahanmilta hai.
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Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupade.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caughtfire?Sardar: Simple, stop imagining..
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
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Two Sardars were walking together.1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.DR: take this tablet you will be ok.Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.