Laughter Therapy

A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round thehead with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked.The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny onit that I found in your pants pocket".The man then said "When I was at the races last week Jenny was the nameof the horse I bet on" The wife apologized and went on with thehousework.Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on thehead with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again."Your horse phoned" she replied………