Ferrari's F1 Team has fired its entire pit crew.

The announcement came as follows:

Ferrari has decided to take advantage of India's high
unemployment rate, and hire unemployed Indian youths
from the Dharavi slums in Mumbai. The decision to
hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on
how they were able to remove a set of wheels from a
car parked in the street in less than 6 seconds
without proper equipment. Ferrari's erstwhile crew
took more than 8 seconds with the right equipment. This
was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by the
Ferrari management, and as most races are won & lost
in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over
every other team.

However, Ferrari's expectations were exceeded, as
during the crew's first practice session; not only
were 'da boyz' from Mumbai able to change the
tires in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds had
resprayed the car, filed off the chassis number
and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team!!