Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Refreshing PJs.........

ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Hanuman" keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???.....






....ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hai! JJ


Whats the opposite of Real?? Its COCONUT....kya hua…. Confused??jara ....Socho...yaar ???opposite of real is 'Na-Real' . in English it is coconut JJ



i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....whyscroll down for answer...........................coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam


what is the vector form of sridevi???? JJJJ???????
(u must have studied vector algebra to know its answer)
ANS : - TABU!!!!confused???? why????....... ..............ok i'l tell you....... because....... sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...?:





Ring De Basanti :))


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadlydisease....As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to thedoctor... how??

scroll...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!



wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??

flush!!


three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE. Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????



COZ the song is HIT......

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