Hasne ki koshish koro kam too chalta hi rahega

* Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sabkahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
>* > * Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
> * > * Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does the same> stuff. Wife askes : Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to> check sugar level regularly.
> * > * Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha,> Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!.
> * > * A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother " Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother ".
> * > * Teacher : What is the chemical formula of water ? Sardar : HIJKLMNO Teacher : What are you talking about ? Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O.
> * > * Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office.
> * > * Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.