Indian Hell

An Indian dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is adifferent hell for each country.
He goes to the German hell and asks,"What do they do here?"
He is told, "First they put you in an electricchair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed ofnails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
"The man does not like the sound of that at all, sohe moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russianhell and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds thatthere is a long line of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed ofnails for another hour. Then the Indian devilcomes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the otherhells - why are there so many people waiting toget in?"
"Because maintenance is so bad that the electricchair does not work, someone has stolen all thenails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the registerand then goes to the canteen..."