SMS Jokes

1. Sardar & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted mirror, sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife, go & sit back, I will drive auto………

2. Y does a dumb cat fall while walkin? And: Bcoz the cat is dumb. It cant mew. So mew (coeff of friction)is zero. So it slips n falls……

3. Kazh_tha , See this word always remain meaningless without u how great ur my dear friend…..

4. Why is the fire engine red in colour? Answer: The fire engine has ladder..Ladder has steps…Steps are a foot apart. A foot is measured by a ruler. A ruler can be a king or queen. Elizabeth was the queen of England. Elizabath was also the name of a ship. Ship floats in water.Water has fish, Fishes have fins, Fins are the people of Finland. The national flag of finland is red in colour. Sooo the fire engine is red in colour…..

5.Sardar brought a puzzle game. It took him 8 hard months to finsihit. He was so proud of himself bcoz at the side of the box it was written 'For 2-3 yrs'..........

6. Never kiss a police women, she'll say 'stop hands up', Never kiss a nurse, she'll say next pls., always kiss a teacher, she will say repeat it 10 times and do it properly............

7. An elephant falls in love with ant, but ants parents are against their marriage, they have a solid reason: 'cherukkante pallu pongiyittanu'