Jokes

1. Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese". "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship. "Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian


2. Aishwarya rai was shooting for Coke, at the break she was having a coke standing under a tree.A male ant and his son were just near the edge of the tree By mistake the son ant fell into the coke bottle and drowned.After a while the father ant went and said something to aishwarya. Aishwarya fainted and fell down unconscious...What did he say???

Ant said "ninte vayattil ente kutti undu"


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