Something interesting about malus....

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With due apologies to all Malloos, (Can't help)



Name the wonly part of the world where Malayalis don't work hard?Kerala



Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?

Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.



Why did the Malayali buy an air ticket?To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in the Gelff.



Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?To yearn money.



What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.



Why did the Malayali go to the concert in
Rome?Because he wanted to hear pope music.



What is a Malayali management graduate called?Yem Bee Yae.



Why did his wife divorce him?Because he was louwing another woman.



Who found that out?His aandy.



What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.



What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?An Oto.



Who is the Malayalis' fyamousu eactor end aectress?Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.



Why is Kerala the heghly literate state in India?It's easy giving Degree to get rid of the peapal from Kerala.



Why Arab countreis are looking for only
Keralites?They are ready to do anything for money.



Which car does he purchase when he gets license?Second hand Mercedes.