Sardar Jokes....

Sardar was travelling in train!
A woman sat on his sons berth and didnt get up.
Sardar shouted:
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BITH TO MY CHILD........

10 SARDARS AND A GIRL WERE HANGING BELOW A HELICOPTOR ON A RESCUE ROPE.
pILOT-oNE MUST LEAVE BCOS OF OVERLOAD....
GIRL-I'LL SACRIFICE....
ALL SARDARS STARTED CLAPPING........

Women leave a better, longer and lead peaceful life...Why...??
Sardar has answer 4 it...
oye very simple...
yaar....
Women dont have a wife...Dat is y.......

Interviewer: Give me the opposite words,
Sardar: o.k.
Interviewer: Made in India,
Sardar, Destroyed in Pakistan,
Interviewer: Good keep it up.
Sardar: Bad put it down.
Int.: maximum
Sardar: Minidad
Int: Enough, take your seat,
Sardar: Insufficient, give my seat...'
Int; Idiot
Sardar: Clever
Int: I say u get out!
Sardar: You didnt say i come in.
Int: I have rejected u
Sardar: u have appointed me..
Int. Poda..
Sardar: Vada...