Kuchh Nahi

Whenever you ask people visiting your home, "kya loge?"

The usual reply has always been "Kuchh Nahi".

Finally I have found "Kuchh Nahi", so feel free to serve your friends whenever they say "Kuchh Nahi Lenge"

Innocence at its best :

A kid, after being beaten by his mom (sitting sadly)
Dad : What happened son?
Kid : Dad, I cant adjust with your wife anymore!

I want my own wife.

More Jokes....

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?




1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:'(



My-Crow-Soft !


Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.


A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50.
The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.


A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50.
The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.





Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!...

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....

Amitab : In which state kaveri flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board Don"t use Mobile Here,
he Picks his Mobile Phone,
Calls everyone from his phone & says DON"T CALL ME NOW.

Aap ke brain ki xray report aa gayi
10gm mitti
10gm kankad-pathar
25 type ke kide makode
5gm makdi k jale
n 500gm ghaas-foos
kamaaal hai..
mujhe laga khali hoga

BOY: BUS,train aur ladki 1jaisi hi hoti hai, 1 jati hai to dusri aa jati hai.
Girl: Autoriksha, taxi aur ladke 1 jaise hote hai,1 bulao to 4 chale aate hai..!

CID to Santa: Why criminals leave

their finger prints aftr their work?

Santa: Sir, criminals r uneducatd.

If they r educatd,

they wud leave their signature


Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says break nahi mar sakta tha?
Santa : Poori cycle to mar di...ab break alag se maroon kya?


Santa to salesman : I want a pink curtain for my computer screen.
Salesman: But sir computers dont need curtains.
Santa: Hello.. I got 'Windows' !!

Should you really marry a CA ????

When I told my mom that I wanted a professional woman as my wife, she got me one; a Chartered Accountant.

She uses LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food. She thinks I am no good at figure work. Fine with me, for now she handles the budget of the house.

Initially she used to send me a bill at the month end, but when I told her that I am not her client but her husband, she asks for the money in advance. The expenses had been rising steadily over the months, so

One day I snooped into the papers maintained in a current file.

No wonder! She was charging conveyance and overtime to the house budget.

She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me. "No my darling, I am the auditor." I fail to see the light.

Every scrap of the paper in our house is filed.

She tells me as per some Ordinance she must keep a copy of every thing for at least ten years before destroying it.

I am worried.
The other day we had an hour-long fight. Later, I got to know that she had charged that hour to a client of hers, in the time sheet. My time was put down as unoccupied.

She says that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, she never believes me. She says that there is susceptibility of it being a misstatement. She wants my representation on this & Expert opinion of some Expert!

Not a long time back my brother's wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding cards had been sent. After some time I started receiving a steady trickle of letters. I was puzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was more reliable. She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cards were sent.

When she cooks, my wife at times does not go by recipe. Where the recipe says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one tsp black salt or one teacup of water, she ignores them. She says that they are not material when taken in context of whole meal being prepared.

She is crazy, I tell you. Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor, instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor is a synonym for crazy. The dictionary must be outdated. When we got married, she had given me an Engagement Letter and I Had said how cute-how sweet. Now she gives it to me every year saying that her standards state that it must be sent anew if there is any indication that I have misunderstood the objective and scope of engagement. Huh!

Apart from sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can't get rid off her just like that. She says that she has the right of being heard before I appoint some one else. It seems I must keep reading one local and another English newspaper published and circulated in the vicinity of our house for more details.

Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern status. Dare I say so?? I am told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that the scenario is even worse when the guy is a CA.

Apparently he capitalized the wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year.

Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying her is still under consideration for valuation under AS-26...valuation of intangible assets.

So guys please think twice....should u really marry a CA? And yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the risk of doing so!!!



PS: Please don’t point your fingers at me!

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft



Subject: Problems with my new computer



Dear Mr. Bill Gates,



We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.



1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.



2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.



3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.



4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?



5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will povide the remaining items?



6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.



7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.



8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?



9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.



Regards,
Banta




Last one to Mr. Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning caption Dhoni

This Is Ultimate


In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations
to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys
have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We
welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two
great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man
behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play

in the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he
could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs
from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this
final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to
prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final...
he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting
confused"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the
fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good
playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high...
infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic
worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to
Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so
much respect to the seniors....and you ...." Dhoni interrupts....
"Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches
if they decided to play in the series... thank God they opted out and we
managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a
single mistake of misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake
has cost the game and won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great
Twenty-20 world cup...

Happy Reading......

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

Ever Wondered..How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi???
too good hai
Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!
What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?
You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!
Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!
Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?
Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!
Check this out, man! ----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!
Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.
She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!
Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?
Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?
Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?
Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.
Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar feko.
And the best ones are.....
How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?
Keep in touch...... * Chhoote Raho.
Lets hang out!....*Chalo bahar latakte hai

The gift.....

A teacher was retiring after 30 years of teaching, so each child
decided they wanted to bring her a special retirement present. A
little girl who was the daughter of a fine chocolate dealer brought
her a box full of fine chocolates.

A little boy who was the son of a florist brought her a big bouquet
of flowers. Another little boy who was the son of a fine liquor dealer
brought her a big box that was sealed, and it had something leaking
from the bottom of the box. The teacher said, "I bet I know what this is!"

She tasted some of the juices that were leaking from the box and said,
"I bet this is some wine!"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said "Liquor?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She tasted it again and said, "Beer?"

The little boy said, "Nope!"

She said, "Well what is it?"

The little boy said,......... "A puppy!"

Guess ...

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We would get salary everyday

Brucee Lees Favorite…

Vegetable: Thakka-Lee
Breakfast: Id-Lee
Festival: Diwa-Lee
Actress: Sona-Lee
Film: Gill-Lee
Animal: Pal-Lee
Friend: You (Koma-Lee)

CA V/S MBA

7 Chartered accountants and 7 Mba are
going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
---------------------------------------

7 chartered accountants take only 1 Ticket and 7 mba buy all 7 tickets..


Mba are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Chartered accountants get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand
come

out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
----------------------------------------
NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.

So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they

can

easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

---------------------------------------------
Mba decided, "this time we will prove that we too are

equal"....All 7 Mba take 1 Ticket. Chartered accountants don't buy
any ticket at

all!!!!!..



TC arrives....



ALL MBA IN ONE TOILET.ALL CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..




One C.A.
gets out and knocks the door of Mba toilet, One

Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.

Bathroom...



TC DRIVES out ALL the mba from the toilet and they are heavily

fined



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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
-----------------------------------------
SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Mba planning their

move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time mba decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Mba take 1 tickets...Chartered accountants BUY all 7 tickets this

time...

SO TC Comes.. All Chartered accountants showed their tickets.....


Mba are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

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Conclusion: Technically
intelligent people are genius, but don't mess

with Chartered accountants.

1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna heinmujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera hamnawaz
3. COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastanaPyar mera deewanaBhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
4. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyanYeh khula asmaanAa gaye hum kahan
5. Untrackable bug --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se
6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
7. And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
8. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhanaek akela thak jayegamil kar bojh uthana
9. Modem - talk on a busy connectionsuno -
kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?Abhee to nahin...kuch bi nahin
10. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne doparda na uthaoparda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayehaallah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
11. Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal! do pal meri kahani hai,pal do pal meri hastihai...
12. Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoonhar ik pal meri kahani haihar ik pal meri hasti hai ...
13. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
14. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
15. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yehKahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake na hum

A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how tosay one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solutionto your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I willput them with my two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stopsaying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn topray and worship."So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and prayingin their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with themale talking parrots, and the female parrots say,

"Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams,"Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"

Sardar Jokes...

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine" He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d complement"

2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so? He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him "Arre Puttar, ki hoya?" The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaat hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy? Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.

8. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!

9. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

10. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I LOVE U SISTER."

11. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

12. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin...!!!

14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab Sardar: Why are you praying for that? Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

15. Actress: What? Should I jump 2 swimming pool from 100 ft height? Sorry I dont know swimming.... Sardar Director: Dont worry there is no water...

16.A clever Sardar!! Intervier: 'Imagine ur locked in a room & a fire starts. How would u escape?' Sardarji 'Simple, yaar, ' I would stop imagining.'

17. Ultimate answer while changing a job: Interviewer- Why did u leave your last job? Santa: Coz the company shifted the office and didnt tell me where.

18.Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached
there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to
return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he
didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally
reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him "
Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate
hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

19.How can a Sardar Kill a Lion? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to
a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.

Sardar Jokes....

Sardar was travelling in train!
A woman sat on his sons berth and didnt get up.
Sardar shouted:
THIS LADY IS NOT GIVING BITH TO MY CHILD........

10 SARDARS AND A GIRL WERE HANGING BELOW A HELICOPTOR ON A RESCUE ROPE.
pILOT-oNE MUST LEAVE BCOS OF OVERLOAD....
GIRL-I'LL SACRIFICE....
ALL SARDARS STARTED CLAPPING........

Women leave a better, longer and lead peaceful life...Why...??
Sardar has answer 4 it...
oye very simple...
yaar....
Women dont have a wife...Dat is y.......

Interviewer: Give me the opposite words,
Sardar: o.k.
Interviewer: Made in India,
Sardar, Destroyed in Pakistan,
Interviewer: Good keep it up.
Sardar: Bad put it down.
Int.: maximum
Sardar: Minidad
Int: Enough, take your seat,
Sardar: Insufficient, give my seat...'
Int; Idiot
Sardar: Clever
Int: I say u get out!
Sardar: You didnt say i come in.
Int: I have rejected u
Sardar: u have appointed me..
Int. Poda..
Sardar: Vada...

Replies by Programmers to Testers

Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work:

20. "That's weird..."
19. "It's never done that before."
18. "It worked yesterday."
17. "How is that possible?"
16. "It must be a hardware problem."
15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
14. "There is something funky in your data."
13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
12. "You must have the wrong version."
11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
10. "I can't test everything!"
9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
4. "You can't use that version on your system."
3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"
1. And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't
work:

Guess.............

Guess.............

Come on, even u say it .

Guess.............


It works on my machine

Different Styles.....

Chandrababuism: You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.

Jayalalithaism: You have two cows. You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..." and fall at your feet.

Karunanidhiism: You have two cows. You give one to your son and the other to your nephew.

Gandhism You have two cows. But you drink goat's milk.

Indiraism: You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.

Lalooism : You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them. Rajnikantism You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth. Rajivism You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.

Softwarism:(Ultimate....) Client has 2 cows and u need to milk them
1 . First prepare a document when to milk them (Project kick off)
2 . Prepare a document how long you have to milk them (Project plan)
3 . Then prepare how to milk them (Design)
4 . Then prepare what other accessories are needed to milk them (Framework)
5 . Then prepare a 2 dummy cows (sort of toy cows) and show to client the way in which u will milk them (UI Mockups & POC)
6 . If client is not satisfied then redo from step 2
7 . You actually start milking them and find that there are few problem with accessories. (Change framework)
8 . Redo step 4
9 . At last milk them and send it to onsite. (Coding over)
10. Make sure that cow milks properly ( Testing)
11. Onsite reports that it is not milking there.
12. You break your head and find that onsite is trying to milk from bulls
13. At last onsite milk them and send to client (Testing)
14. Client says the quality of milk is not good. (User Acceptance Test)
15. Offsite then slogs and improves the quality of milk
16. Now the client says that the quality is good but its milking at slow rate (performance issue) 17. Again you slog and send it with good performance.
18. Client is happy. By this time both the COWs aged and cant milk. (The software got old and get ready for next release repeat from step 1) !!!!!