1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna heinmujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum
2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jayeJab koi mushkil pad jayeTum dena saath mera hamnawaz
3. COM programming in VC++
Roop tera mastanaPyar mera deewanaBhool kahin hum se na ho jaye
4. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyanYeh khula asmaanAa gaye hum kahan
5. Untrackable bug --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,awaaz de kahin se
6. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua
7. And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho
8. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhanaek akela thak jayegamil kar bojh uthana
9. Modem - talk on a busy connectionsuno -
kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?Abhee to nahin...kuch bi nahin
10. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne doparda na uthaoparda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayehaallah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
11. Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,pal! do pal meri kahani hai,pal do pal meri hastihai...
12. Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoonhar ik pal meri kahani haihar ik pal meri hasti hai ...
13. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
14. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
15. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yehKahan shuru kahan khatamYe manzilen hain kaun siNa woh samajh sake na hum