A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how tosay one thing. They keep saying "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed. "But I do have a solutionto your problem. Bring your two parrots over to my house and I willput them with my two male talking parrots whom I have taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will then teach your parrots to stopsaying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn topray and worship."So the next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priest's house.The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and prayingin their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with themale talking parrots, and the female parrots say,

"Hi, we're prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and screams,"Put your Bible away Frank, our prayers have been answered!!!!!!!"