DAFFY DEFINITIONS
Absent Minded Person:
One who stands in front of the mirror for hours trying to remember where he had seen the person before.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Opportunists:
One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally falls in a river.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterwards.
Life:
Is a cigarette which begins with flashes but ends with ashes.
Diplomat:
A person who thinks twice before saying nothing.
Committee:
A group of persons who individually can decide nothing but jointly can decide that nothing can be done.
One who stands in front of the mirror for hours trying to remember where he had seen the person before.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Opportunists:
One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally falls in a river.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterwards.
Life:
Is a cigarette which begins with flashes but ends with ashes.
Diplomat:
A person who thinks twice before saying nothing.
Committee:
A group of persons who individually can decide nothing but jointly can decide that nothing can be done.
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