Friday, July 28, 2006

CA V/S MBA

7 Chartered accountants and 7 Mba are
going from PUNE to Mumbai.

So they both gather at Pune Station.

Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :
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7 chartered accountants take only 1 Ticket and 7 mba buy all 7 tickets..


Mba are desperately waiting for TC to come......

When TC arrives,

All 7 Chartered accountants get in one toilet So when TC knocks , one hand
come

out with the ticket and the TC goes away....
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NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE.

So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, from there they

can

easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

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Mba decided, "this time we will prove that we too are

equal"....All 7 Mba take 1 Ticket. Chartered accountants don't buy
any ticket at

all!!!!!..



TC arrives....



ALL MBA IN ONE TOILET.ALL CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE..




One C.A.
gets out and knocks the door of Mba toilet, One

Hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg.

Bathroom...



TC DRIVES out ALL the mba from the toilet and they are heavily

fined



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SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :
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SO now both the group r on LONAVALA station. Mba planning their

move for last chance, they board the local to Pune.

This time mba decide that they will play the same(1 ticket) trick.

ALL Mba take 1 tickets...Chartered accountants BUY all 7 tickets this

time...

SO TC Comes.. All Chartered accountants showed their tickets.....


Mba are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train...........

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Conclusion: Technically
intelligent people are genius, but don't mess

with Chartered accountants.

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