Thursday, June 29, 2006

A Winner is not only who never fails !!!! but never quits !!!!

Officials rejected a candidate for a news broadcasters post since his voice was not fit for a news broadcaster. He was also told that with his obnoxiously long name, he would never be famous. He is Amitabh Bachchan.
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In 1962, four nervous young musicians played their first record audition for the executives of the Decca Recording Company. The executives were not impressed. While turning down this group of musicians, one executive said, "We don't like! their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." The group was called The Beatles.
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In 1944, Emmeline Snively, director of the Blue Book Modeling Agency told modeling hopeful Norma Jean Baker, "You'd better learn secretarial work or else get married". She went on and became Marilyn Monroe.
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In 1954, Jimmy Denny, manager of the Grand Ole Opry, fired a singer after one performance. He told him, "You ain't goin' nowhere son. You ought to go back to drivin' a truck". He went on to become Elvis Presley.
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A small boy--the fifth amongst seven siblings of a poor father, was selling newspapers in a small village to earn his living. He was not exceptionally smart at school but was fascinated by religion and rockets. The first rocket he built crashed. A missile that he built crashed multiple times and he was made a butt of ridicule. He is the person to have scripted the Space Odyssey of India single-handedly. He is Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam. President of India.
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1876, it did not ring off the hook with calls from potential backers. After making a demonstration call, President Rutherford Hayes said, "That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to see one of them?"
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When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, he tried over 2000 experiments before he got it to work. A young reporter asked him how it felt to fail so many times. He said, "I never failed once. I invented the light bulb. It just happened to be a 2000-step process".
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In the 1940s, another young inventor named Chester Carlson took his idea to 20 corporations, including some of the biggest in the country. They all turned him down. In 1947, after 7 long years of rejections, he finally got a tiny company in Rochester, NY, the Haloid Company, to purchase the rights to his invention--an electrostatic paper-copying process. Haloid became Xerox Corporation.
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A little girl--the 20th of 22 children, was born prematurely and her survival was doubtful. When she was 4 years old, she contracted double pneumonia and scarlet fever, which left her with aparalyzed left leg. At age 9, she removed the metal leg brace she had been dependent on and began to walk without it. By 13 she had developed a rhythmic walk, which doctors said was a miracle. That same year she decided to become a runner. She entered a race and came in last. For the next few years every race she entered, she came in last. Everyone told her to quit, but she kept on running. One day she actually won a race. And then another. >From then on she won every race she entered. Eventually this little girl-- Wilma Rudolph, went on to win three Olympic gold medals.
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A schoolteacher scolded a boy for not paying attention to his mathematics and for not being able to solve simple problems. She told him that you would not become anybody in life. The boy was Albert Einstein

Those persons who suffer are innocent and people we love...

My sister's co-worker has a sister in Texas who, with her husband, was planning a weekend trip across the Mexican border for a shopping spree. At the last minute their baby sitter canceled, so they had to bring along their two-year-old son with them.

They had been across the border for about an hour when the baby got free and ran around the corner. The mother went chasing but the boy had disappeared. The mother found a police officer that told her to go to the gate and wait.

Not really understanding the instructions, she did as she was told. About 45 minutes later, a man approached the border carrying the boy. The mother ran to him, grateful that he had been found.

When the man realized it was the boy's mother, he dropped the boy and ran. The police were waiting and got him.. The boy was dead. In the (less than) 45 minutes he was missing, he was cut open, ALL of his insides removed and his body cavity stuffed with COCAINE. The man was going to carry him across the border as if he were asleep.

A two-year-old boy, dead, discarded as if he were a piece of trash for somebody's cocaine. If this story can get out and change one person's mind about what drugs mean to them, we are helping.

The saddest thing about the whole situation is that those persons who suffer are innocent and people we love...

Taxi No 9211...Reloaded.........

kisi ka error, kisi ki exception,
kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension,
yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey server down, down......
hey server down, down......

hmmm kitna kitna, kitna kaafi hai kisko bolouske jitna,
apni salary ko aise tolosabka dharam,
ki kam na ho rakam,
saare sapnon mein sikko ka sound,
hey server down, down....
hey server down, down....(la la la la....)

oh yeahchikni, chikni, meri noto ki chamdi chiknitikni,
tikni project hai inke dum pe bikniskill hai naram,
to khayega zakham,tera bug tester ka found,
hey server down, down....hey server down, down....

kisi ka error, kisi ki exception,
kisi ka bug, kisi ki tension,
yahaan pe programmer ki har khushi,
rupaiya hai ya dollar hai ya pound,
hey server down, down......hey server down, down......

The Carpenter

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire. He told his employer-contractor of his plans to leave the house-building business and live a more leisurely life with his wife enjoying his extended family. He would miss the paycheck, but he needed to retire. They could get by.

The contractor was sorry to see his good worker go and asked if he could build just one more house as a personal favor. The carpenter said yes, but in time it was easy to see that his heart was not in his work. He resorted to shoddy workmanship and used inferior materials. It was an unfortunate way to end a dedicated career.

When the carpenter finished his work the employer came to inspect the house. He handed the front-door key to the carpenter. "This is your house," he said, "my gift to you."

The carpenter was shocked! What a shame! If he had only known he was building his own house, he would have done it all so differently. So it is with us. We build our lives, a day at a time, often putting less than our best into the building. Then with a shock we realize we have to live in the house we have built. If we could do it over, we'd do it much differently. But we cannot go back.

You are the carpenter. Each day you hammer a nail, place a board, or erect a wall. "Life is a do-it-yourself project," someone has said. Your attitudes and the choices you make today, build the "house" you live in tomorrow.

Build wisely!Remember...Work like you don't need the money.Love like you've never been hurt.Dance like nobody is watching.

THE DUCK AND THE DEVIL

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. Hew as given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods, but he could never hit the target. Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.

As he was walking back he saw Grandma's pet duck. Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square in the head, and killed it. He was shocked and grieved.

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile, only to see his sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing at all.

After lunch the next day Grandma said, "Sally, let's wash the dishes." But Sally said , "Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen." Then she whispered to him, "Remember the duck?" So Johnny did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing and Grandma said, "I'm sorry but I need Sally to help make supper."

Sally just smiled and said," Well that's all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help." She whispered again, "Remember the duck?" So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.

After several days of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally's ... he finally couldn't stand it any longer. He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck. Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug, and said, "Sweetheart, I know. You see, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing. But because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you"

Thought for the day ... and every day thereafter :Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done...and the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, debt, fear, hatred, anger, unforgiveness, bitterness, etc.)... whatever it is.... You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing..... He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He's just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you. The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness, He not only forgives you, but He forgets.....It is by God's grace and mercy that we are saved. Go ahead and make the difference in someone's life today.

Always remember: God is at the window!....

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

ROLES IN HEAVEN

Brahma - Systems Installation

Vishnu -Systems Administration & Support

Lakshmi -Finance and Accounts consultant

Saraswati -Training and Knowledge Management

Shiva -DBA (Crash Specialist)

Ganesh -Quality Assuarance & Documentation

Narada -Data transfer

Yama -Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant

Chitragupta - IDP & Personal Records

Apsaras -Downloadable Viruses

Devas -Mainframe Programmers

Surya -Solaris Administrator

Rakshasas -In house Hackers

Ravan -Internet Explorer WWWF

Kumbhakarnan -Zombie Process

Lakshman -Support Software and Backup

Hanuman -Linux/s390

Vaali -MS Windows

Sugreeva - DOS

Jatayu -Firewall

Dronacharya -System Programmer

Vishwamitra - Sr. Manager Projects

Shakuni -Annual appraisal & Promotion

Valmiki -Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)

Krishna -SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )

Dharmaraj Yudhishthira -ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)

Arjun - Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)

Abhimanyu -Trainee Programmer

Draupadi -Motivation & Team building

Bhima -MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM

Duryodhana -Microsoft product Written in VB

Karna -Contract programmer

Dhrutarashtra -Visual C++

Gandhari -Dreamweaver

100 Kauravas -Microsoft Service Packs and patches

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

The 99 Club

Once upon a time, there lived a King who, despite his luxurious lifestyle, was neither happy nor content.

One day, he came upon a servant who was singing happily while he worked.

This fascinated the King; why was he, the Supreme Ruler of the Kingdom, unhappy and gloomy, while a lowly servant was so joyous.

The King asked the servant, "Why are you so happy?"

The man replied, "Your Majesty, I am nothing but a servant, but my family and I don't need too much -- just a roof over our heads and warm food to Fill our tummies."

The king was not satisfied with that reply. Later in the day, he sought the advice of his most trusted advisor. After hearing the King's woes and the servant's story, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, I believe that the servant has not been made part of The 99 Club."

"The 99 Club? And what exactly is that?" the King inquired.

The advisor replied, "Your Majesty, to truly know what The 99 Club is, let's place 99 Gold coins in a bag and leave it at this servant's doorstep."

Next day when the servant saw the bag, he picked it up and took it in. When he opened the bag, he let out a great shout of joy... So many gold coins!

He began to count them. After several counts, he was at last convinced that there were 99 coins. "What could've happened to that last gold coin? Surely, no one would leave 99 coins!" he wondered. He looked everywhere he could, but that final coin was elusive.

Finally, exhausted, he decided that he would have to work harder than ever to earn that gold coin and complete his collection. And from that day, the servant's life was changed. He was overworked, horribly grumpy, and castigated his family for not helping him make that 100th coin. He stopped singing while he worked.

Witnessing this drastic transformation, the King was puzzled. When he sought his advisor's help, the advisor said, "Your Majesty, the servant has now officially joined The 99 Club.."

He continued, "The 99 Club is a name given to those people who have enough to be happy but are never contented, because they're always yearning and striving for that extra one, telling themselves: "Let me get that one final thing and then I will be happy for life."

We can be happy, even with very little in our lives, but the minute we're given something bigger and better, we want even more!

We lose our sleep, our happiness, we hurt the people around us; all these as a price for our growing greed and desires. That's what joining The 99 Club is all about."

Management Lessons_DOSA

My work sometimes allows me the luxury of attending some management training programs. One such program was on "Approach to problem solving". Midway, the program conductor said that he wanted to conduct an exercise to see the groups approach to arriving at a consensus.

He said he would give us a topic to discuss. Our group of about 20, had to discuss it , arrive at a consensus & give the group perspective after discussion. The topic was "Should India wage an armed battle against Pakistan or on the Economic front?" ( This was when the Indo-Pak tensions were at a all time high). He said he will not intervene or guide at all , just sit & observe & it was upto us to decide on how to discuss & how to arrive at a consensus.

A smart Alec chap ( there are always such kinds , anyone who has attended a GD would agree J ) immediately took center stage & declared that he would be coordinating the discussion. Before anyone could respond, he went on to say how he would give everyone a chance to speak. After a couple of minutes of mayhem, it was decided that we would take a vote on who favored an armed war & who favored aneconomic war, make two subgroups and then argue as subgroups. There were almost equal votes for both views and the group was divided into two sections ( I was on the economic war group) and it was decided that whoever changed his view would cross over to the other group. For the next 35 minutes pandemonium prevailed. Not one person changed groups & when we were stopped, there was no consensus.

The program conductor smiled & told us that the reason we could not reach at a consensus was that we were making DOSA.

Decision Oriented System Analysis.

We had 40 mins to discuss, we individually came to a decision in 5mins & spent 35 mins defending that choice !! That is, we analysed the system AFTER making a decision and all our efforts, inputs were in justifying that. During the course of discussion there were some excellent points given by both groups, but each had mentally shielded themselves against any contrary view. If you make a decision as "yours", then you develop an affinity towards it and an antipathy towards "other" view. This would make you RIGID.

Solution?·
Never jump to conclusions if you have time to ponder.·
List the pros & cons of each option, ask others to do the same, discuss dispassionately without a sense of `mine' or `yours' and come to a conclusion.·
And even after having made a conclusion, always listen, be open to contrary views.

That day I thought I will try to practice this very consciously, to get rid of at least some of my prejudices. Quite obviously it's an ongoing process, but I am glad I might have made a little progress…

Monday, June 26, 2006

Tree

The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse had just finished a rough first day on the job. A flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric saw quit, and then his old pickup truck refused to start. While I drove him home, he sat in stony silence. On arriving, he invited me in to meet his family. As we walked toward the front door, he paused briefly at a small tree, touching the tips of the branches with both hands.
When opening the door he underwent an amazing transformation. His tanned face was wreathed in smiles and he hugged his two small children and gave his wife a kiss.
Afterward, he walked me to the car. We passed the tree and my curiosity got the better of me. I asked him about what I had seen him do earlier.
"Oh, that's my trouble tree," he replied. "I know I can't help having troubles on the job, but one thing is for sure, troubles don't belong in the house with my wife and children. So I just hang them up on the tree every night when I come home. Then in the morning I pick them up again." "The funny thing is," he smiled, "when I come out in the morning to pick them up, there aren't nearly as many as I remember hanging up the night before."
Everybody needs a trouble tree.

ONE

One song can spark a moment,
One flower can wake the dream.
One tree can start a forest,
One bird can herald spring.

One smile begins a friendship,
One handclasp lifts a soul.
One star can guide a ship at sea,
One word can frame the goal

One vote can change a nation,
One sunbeam lights a room
One candle wipes out darkness,
One laugh will conquer gloom.

One step must start each journey.
One word must start each prayer.
One hope will raise our spirits,
One touch can show you care.

One voice can speak with wisdom,
One heart can know what's true,
One life can make a difference,
You see, it's up to you!

If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything... "

Life should not be a race. Let's try to make it a Journey of Love, Peace & Harmony.

Friday, June 23, 2006

True Love....

One day a boy asked his girlfriend to marry him. The girl gave him a challenge 2 live a day without her, only then she will marry him. No communication was there between them for 24 hrs. The boy did not know that the girl had only 24 hrs left coz she was seriously ill. After 24 hrs, the boy went to the girls house, holding a ring, He was surprised to know the girl was dead. She left a letter 4 him saying, u did it and u can do it again and everyday, my love. I find I just cant leave without u.......

Things Aren't Always As They Seem..........

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a small space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied, "Things aren't always what they seem."

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.

The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel how could y ou have l et this happen? The first man had everything, yet you helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

"Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied."When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall so he wouldn't find it."

"Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed, the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things aren't always what they seem."

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don't turn out the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until some time later...

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Techies Troubles....

Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 version to Wife 1.0 version.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Mr Y
"A Troubled User"

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installedYou cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony-ChildSupport) . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software.
I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.1 version.
Tech Support Team.

Quiz time

What is the similarity between Mobile & Marriage?
Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To Thoda Acha Model Mil Jaata



If i am 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10, my 1234 is some one power, 5 6 7 8 is food, 8 9 10 is for lady, I can fly, who am I?





KINGFISHER

Think positive ............

Try to think positive before u go down for the answer.

Once there was loving couple travelling in a bus in a mountainous area. They decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at
some place the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from the mountain and crushed the bus to piece's. Everybody on board was killed.

The couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus"
Why do u think they said that?
Scroll down for answer


















Come on think again .......









Come on try hard.....


















------------------- Answer !!!! -------------------
If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the
resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have
fallen after the bus had passed ...!!!

Think positive in life always and look for opportunities when u can
help others

Just read it.....

There was this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.
Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush. At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets *VERY* quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says,
"Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."
The man is astounded.
He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says,
"By the way, what did the chicken do?"

Wonderful Answers given by students in exams....

These are answers, some students have written in their exams...
* A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
* The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
* When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.
* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.
* Clouds are high flying fogs.
* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.
* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around. There is not much else to do.
* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.
* Thunder is a rich source of loudness.
* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."
* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e,i, o and u."
* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana ."
* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa ."
* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."
* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Something to think about.....

#Thought 1#

When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance. What do women want to be liberated from?


#Thought 2#


The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too.


#Thought 3#

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"


#Thought 4#

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give her away to the groom.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.

Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raises his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, "My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started laughing but not the poor groom.

A fence without a hole....

There once was a little boy who had a bad temper. His Father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, he must hammer a nail into the backof the fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Over the nextfew weeks, as he learned to control his anger, the number of nails hammered daily gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than todrive those nails into the fence.

Finally the day came when the boy didn't lose his temper at all. He told his fatherabout it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day thathe was able to hold his temper. The days passed and the young boy was finally able to tell his father that all the nails were gone. The father took his son by thehand and led him to the fence. He said, "You have done well, my son, but look at theholes in the fence. The fence will never be the same. When you say things in anger, they leave a scar just like this one. You can put a knife in a man and draw it out.It won't matter how many times you say I'm sorry, the wound is still there. " A verbalwound is as bad as a physical one. Friends are very rare jewels, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend a ear, they share words of praise and they always want to open their hearts to us."

Please forgive me if I have ever left a hole.

The Motorist & the parrot

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot.
He pulled over, picked the poor parrot who was still alive but Unconscious.He decided to take him home.
When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some breadAnd water inside.
When the parrot regained consciousness, he looked around and said:
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"BARS, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!

Song Quiz

Qtn : who sang the song "paathiraa mazhayetho.." ...?
Ans : HamzaReason : "pathiraa mazhayetho.. Hamza geetham padi"
Qtn : Bavayude veettil eppozhum thirakkanu. enthu kondu ..?
Ans : Aareyum Bava gayakanakkum
Qtn : Who is Jo ?
Ans : Kambakth Ishq Hai Jo
Qtn : Pinnitta vazhikalilude sancharikkanavilla.. enthukondu ?
Ans : Kalil Pinnu Kerum
Qtn:Ramananum Chandrikayum chitra rachana padikkan poyi Ramanan aal smart aayirunnu. ellam pettennu padichuOru divasam aasan randu perodum oru kuranginte padam varakkan parnjuRamanan aadyam varachu kazhinjuChandrika ethra varachittum sariyakunnundayirunnilla. Kurangine kandal pattiye polirunnuAvasanam Chandrika Ramananodu chodichu.... Can you help me Ramanaa....Appol Ramanan oru pattu padiAthethu pattanennu ninagalkkariyamo kuttukare....
Ans : Swayam vara Chandrike..

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

R ELATIONSHIPS - ( INDIA vs OVERSEAS)

Relations

Mother-in-law
In India
A woman capable of making your life miserable.

Outside India
A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ?

Husband
In India
A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.
Outside India
Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.

Friend

In India
A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.
Outside India
A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.

Wife
In India
A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.
Outside India
A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.

Son
In India
A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.
Outside India
A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.

Daughter
In India
A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.
Outside India
A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.

Father
In India
A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed .
Outside India
A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.

Indian Engineer
In India
A person with a respectable job and earning lots.
Outside India
A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.

Doctor
In India
A respectable person with OK income.
Outside India.
A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called "doctor's wife".

Bhangra
In India
A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.
Outside India
A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.

Software Engineer
In India
A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line.
Outside India
The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or wherever)'every year.

A Green Card holder bachelor
In India
the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.
Outside India.
the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW

Value of our Parents

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along withhis 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched ontheir window.

The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"The Son replied "It is a crow".

After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "Whatis this?"The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".

After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rdtime, What is this?"At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the Son'stone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, acrow".A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "Whatis this?" This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking methe same question again and again, although I have told you so manytimes 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"

A little later the Father went to his room and came back with anold tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the sonread it, the following words were written in the diary"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa,when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 timeswhat it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow.I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same questionagain and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated Irather felt affection for my innocent child".While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", theFather had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same questionjust 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.

So..If your parents attain old age, do notrepulse them or look at themas a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient,humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From todaysay this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They havecared for me ever since I was a little child. They have alwaysshowered their selfless love on me.They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm andheat to make me a person presentable in the society today".

Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way.I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matterhow they behave. Love them when they are with you for time isprecious and tomorrow is always uncertainIfhe above touch your heart.. I am happy because we know the realvalue of DAD n MUM. Enjoy with them!!!

A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar were having beer.

A Paki, Bangladeshi and a Sardar were having beer.

The Paki drinks his beer throws his glass, pulls a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Islamabad glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice. The Bangladeshi drinks his beer, throws his glass, pulls a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either.The Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Paki and Bangladeshi. He says "In Delhi we have so many Paki and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

3 Parrots...

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was $250. "$250", the man said. "Well what does he do? "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk. "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, $500, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot. The clerk replied, "$1,000." Curious as to how a bird can cost $1,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was. The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything. But the other two call him "BOSS"!!

A Simple Question :

What is the difference between Radio and Ahangaram?









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Radio PADUM

Ahangaram PADILLA

U still want to try classifieds ????

These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on fourconsecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY:For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 2555-0707 after7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday. It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs. Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

WEDNESDAY:Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoyingtelephone calls because of the error we made in the classified adyesterday. The ad stands correct as follows:"For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with
him."

THURSDAY:Notice: I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not beencarrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper butshe quit.

Imp Knowledge about indian law for girls

Following is a mail circulated by the Pune Police. It states about alawwhich we really didn't know till date. Just thought We would share this with you. Because many people forgettorespect females as well as each other many times.An incident took place in Pune - a young girl was raped by a man posingas a plain clothes officer;he asked her to come to the police station when she and her male frienddidn't have a driver's license to show. He sent the boy off to get hislicense and asked the girl to accompany him to the police station. Tookher instead to an isolated area where the horrendous crime wascommitted.The law which most are not aware, clearly states that. between 6 pm and 6 am, a woman has the right to REFUSE to goto the Police Station, even if an arrest warrant has been issuedagainsther.. It is a procedural issue that a woman can be arrested between6 pm and 6 am, ONLY if she is arrested by a woman officer and taken toan ALL WOMEN police station.. And if she is arrested by a male officer, it has to be proventhat a woman officer was on duty at the time of arrest.Please fwd this to as many girls you know..Also to boys.. coz this can help them protect their wives, sisters andmothers.It is good for us to know our rights. To what extent it comes of useremains to be seen in any situation. But as they say, knowledge ispower.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Eye care - 20-20-20

During a recent visit to an optician, one of my friends was told of an exercise for the eyes by a specialist doctor in the US that he termed as 20-20-20." It is apt for all of us, who spend long hours at our desks,looking at the computer screen. I Thought I'd share it with you.
20-20-20
Step I:
After every 20 minutes of looking into the computer screen, turn your head and try to look at any object placed at least 20 feet away.
This changes the focal length of your eyes, a must-do for the tired
eyes.
Step II:
Try and blink your eyes for 20 times in succession, to moisten them.
Step III:
Time permitting of course, one should walk 20 paces after every 20 minutes of sitting in one particular posture. Helps blood circulation for the entire body. Circulate among your friends if you care for them and their eyes. They say that your eyes r mirror of your soul, so do take care of them, they are priceless................

Father & Son

An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along withhis 45 years old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched ontheir window.The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"The Son replied "It is a crow".After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time, "Whatis this?"The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rdtime, What is this?"At this time some _expression of irritation was felt in the Son'stone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, acrow".A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time, "Whatis this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking methe same question again and again, although I have told you so manytimes 'IT IS A CROW'. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with anold tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born. On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the sonread it, the following words were written in the diary"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa,when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 timeswhat it was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow.I hugged him lovingly each time he asked me the same questionagain and again for 23 times. I did not at all feel irritated Irather felt affection for my innocent child".While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", theFather had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all23 times and when today the Father asked his Son the same questionjust 4 times, the Son felt irritated and annoyed.So..If your parents attain old age, do notrepulse them or look at themas a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient,humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From todaysay this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They havecared for me ever since I was a little child. They have alwaysshowered their selfless love on me.They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm andheat to make me a person presentable in the society today".Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST way.I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matterhow they behave. Love them when they are with you for time isprecious and tomorrow is always uncertain

Ifhe above touch your heart.. I am happy because we know the realvalue of DAD n MUM. Enjoy with them!!!
Best Regards,Children... who is and will always respect & love theirparents.

Joke again

SARDAR wants to fly Lahore.
He entered into flight & sit window side, but it not his seat actually his seat in middle raw
The actual owner of the came and requested for his seat.
SARDAR said: No way
The owner called airhostess
Airhostess requested......
No I will not, by Sardar
The big issue is in aircraft....
SARDAR never mind he want to sit in windows side only
At last but least, the issue gone to pilot...
Flight already late...
SARDAR the same thing, No Way!!!
The PILOT understand he is a SARDAR
Then he decided.........! And Pilot said to SARDAR's ear, something...
THEN!!! SARDAR runaway from that seat & sit in his Middle row seat,
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Nepolean: 'In my dictionary, there is no word called 'Impossible'....
SARDARJI: 'Iniparanjittu karyamilla, medichappo nokkanamayirunnu'........

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

MOTHER.........

This is a truly BEAUTIFUL piece please read this at a slow pace, digesting every word and in leisure...do not hurry....this is a treasure...

For those lucky to still be blessed with your Mom,this is beautiful. For those of us who aren't, this is even more beautiful.
For those who are moms, you'll love this.

The young mother set her foot on the path of life. "Is this the long way?"
she asked. And the guide said: "Yes, and the way is hard. And you will be old before you reach the end of it.
But the end will be better than the beginning."

But the young mother was happy, and she would not believe that anything could be better than these years. So she played with her children, and gathered flowers for them along the way, and bathed them in the clear streams; and the sun shone on them, and the young Mother cried, "Nothing will ever be lovelier than this."

Then the night came, and the storm, and the path was dark, and the children shook with fear and cold, and the mother drew them close and covered them with her mantle, and the children said, "Mother, we are not afraid, for you are near, and no harm can come."

And the morning came, and there was a hill ahead, and the children climbed and grew weary, and the mother was weary.
But at all times she said to the children," A little patience and we are there."
So the children climbed, and when they reached the top they said,
"Mother, we would not have done it without you."
And the mother, when she lay down at night looked up at the stars and said, "This is a better day than the last, for my children have learned fortitude in the face of hardness. Yesterday I gave them courage.
Today, I 've given them strength."

And the next day came strange clouds which darkened the earth,clouds of war and hate and evil, and the children groped and stumbled, and the mother said: "Look up. Lift your eyes to the light.
"And the children looked and saw above the clouds an everlasting glory, and it guided them beyond the darkness. And that night the Mother said,
"This is the best day of all, for I have shown my children God."

And the days went on, and the weeks and the months and the years, and the mother grew old and she was little and bent.
But her children were tall and strong, and walked with courage. And when the way was rough, they lifted her, for she was as light as a feather; and at last they came to a hill, and beyond they could see a shining road and golden gates flung wide. And mother said, "I have reached the end of my journey. And now I know the end is better than the beginning, for my children can walk alone, and their children after them."
And the children said, "You will always walk with us, Mother, even when you have gone through the gates."
And they stood and watched her as she went on alone, and the gates closed after her. And they said: "We cannot see her but she is with us still. A Mother like ours is more than a memory. She is a living presence......."

Your Mother is always with you.... She's the whisper of the leaves as you walk down the street; she's the smell of bleach in your freshly laundered socks; she's the cool hand on your brow when you're not well. Your Mother lives inside your laughter. And she's crystallized in every tear drop.
She's the place you came from, your first home; and she's the map you follow with every step you take. She's your first love and your first heartbreak, and nothing on earth can separate you.

Not time, not space... not even death!

Why Sardarjee Suicide

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together

One fine day -- the Mallu opened his lunch box and finds idlis in the box. He says " I am fed up of eating these idlis daily. If I find idlis in the box tommorow, I will jump from the 20th floor and die". Next the Bengali opens his lunch box and finds Fish in it and says " If I find fish in my lunch box tommorow, I am going to jump from the 20th floor of this building and die "Next the Sardarji opens his lunch box and finds Parathas in it and says " Mother promise, if I find parathas in my box tommorow I am also going to jump from the 20th floor"

Next day the three friends meet in the lunch room for lunch. Mallu opens his lunch box and finds Idlis and promptly jumps from the 20th floor and dies. The Bengali opens his lunch box and finds fish in it and jumps from the 20th floor and dies. Sardarji opens his box and finds parathas and he also jumps from the 20th floor and dies.

In the combined funeral held for all the three friends by their colleagues, the Mallu's widow says " I did not know he hated idlis so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch " The Bengali's widow says " I did not know he hated fish so much. If not I would have packed something else for his lunch"The sardarji's widow says " I do not understand what went wrong. My husband always prepared his own lunch....!!!

Solve the Puzzle..........

IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
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Love vs. Marriage.

A lovely lesson for life!!!!

A student asks a teacher:

What is love?

The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddyfield and choose the biggest paddy and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn backto pick.The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy,but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even biggerone waiting for him.Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start torealize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, heknowhe has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up wentback to the teacher with empty hand.The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a betterone, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person

The student asked:

What is marriage then?

The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the cornfield and choose the biggest corn and come back.But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn backto pick.The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not torepeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, hehas picked one medium corn that he feel satisfied, and came back to theteacher.The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look forone that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the bestone you get.... this is marriage.

A True Story - Very Touching.

A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all,and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes for a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in alocal newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you loved each other truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the spot. The girl lost hersenses. It was only after sometimes that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he had died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an old lady.The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash the clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had the same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the stains, and the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained.She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up... and gave her a blue object, which shocked the girl. She asked "What is this...?" The old lady replied... "Try Surf Excel Washing Powder... just a dab and it will remove all stubborn stains!!!" .


I know how you all are feeling now... I have been through this too.
CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS

BOY 1 loves GIRL 1.
BOY 2 loves GIRL 2.

PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION.
BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1. B

OY 1 – GIRL 2 – UNHAPPY
BOY 2 – GIRL 1 – UNHAPPY

BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2

PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE.
BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2.

HAPPY ENDING!!!

NAME OF THE STORY: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.

BOY 1: SHAHRUKH KHAN
BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACCHAN

GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA
GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Reservation....

As u all guys know that there have been lot of protests going on against the raise in reservations. All of us stuggle for months and years to make our dreams come true; No body in the government is bothered about that. This new policy of govt ll be a major road block in the development of our nation and creation of a caste free society.

I want to share some developments occurring here with respect to this issue.
Abt 2 weeks back the Students Union ( SU ) of AIIMS ( UGs and Interns ) started the protests. they held peaceful march. Their main demand was to meet Honbl. Arjun Singh and to express their concern regarding the hike in reservations. What they got in return. Water canons, tear gas shells and Lathis. Some of the interns who were beaten Worse, some were girls. Sad isnt it ? Well next few days due to their constant struggle they could get to meet Dr Arjun Singh. No positive response was obtained. He however promised that before sending the bill to cabinet, he would inform the SU. The students continued to boycott their classes. Other medical colleges of delhi also joined. Resident Doctors of AIIMS however were not actively participating but wore black badges and attended few rallies.

12 th May saw a new beginning. Medical students were brutally assaulted by Delhi police. Injured were brought to AIIMS. Fracture hand bone, head injury, blunt trauma abdomen with intra-abdominal bleed; 300 students were manhandled including girls, stuffed in buses and taken to police station. This incident will prove to be a final nail in coffin for our Congress Govt. At around 3 pm the Resident Doctors Association ( RDA ) of AIIMS announced an indefinite strike. All Junior Residents ( Acad or Non-acad ) & Senior Residents boycotted. Protest rally was organized that day.

13 th may was the worst day in the history of our Indian Independence and so called Democracy. Medical Students of Mumbai were beaten like animals. Infact animals also are never treated like this. Every body would have witness the brutality of the Mumbai Police.17 - 18 year old medical students were beaten up. Future of our country treated like this? And these are the same Police Men who come to our OPD and ask for peferential treatment. Shame on them. And listen to what Bhujbal said on TV. I thought we need a real RDB now. This incident triggered the suppressed fire in each and every individual

. At AIIMS, they went on INDEFINITE HUNGER STRIKE from 14 th morning joined by medical students from MAMC Delhi, Lady Harding, RML Hosp, Rohtak Medical College . Slowly the fire spread to diferent states of our country. You know what happened in Blore. Calcutta, Orissa, Chattisgarh, Gujrat, Himachal Pradesh, Kerala boiled in protests. Students of Delhi University ( BSc BCom...) also joined the strike The hunger strike in AIIMS continues. More than 100 students and residents are sitting in the heat since 14 th morning just on plain water.

The IMA has announced comlete medical bandh ( 15 th may ). Doctors from all over delhi have come to AIIMS and are holding protests. IITs and IIMs have joined the strike. Even patients and their attenders were of full support towards this cause. One man said," My father is admitted in NS department and is fighting for his life and death, but i declare that i have no objection with ur strike. I support ur movement and the cause for which u re fighting. Our country needed this." All of us know what is right and what is wrong. Having said that i feel that each one of us should follow our conscience. I ve written this message because i felt there are many of who might not be aware of the exact situation. Every common man needs to be aware of the injustice and should be involved in this effort. This Movement will be a revolution in our independent country and will be the most significant event after the British Rule. It ll be the cause for the rewriting of Indian Constitution where just and meritorious people are not singled out and put to taste the adversities and someone else enjoys the benefit.

The government cannot hide its inadequacies in providing equal opportunities to the under priviliged in rural areas by increasing the reservations. They have ruled the country for so many decades and if in this time they are not able to provide equalilty in primary and secondary education for indian citizens they cannot mask their failure by providing reservations at each and every level.

Its ridiculous. The whole issue of reservations was a political gimmic of the present govt to garner votes. Its time that things are not taken for granted by any one. Let it be a senior minister police or anyone else. Whole of our nation needs to get aware of the amount of hardwork and sacrifice we put to achieve our dreams. We should not allow anyone to make a mockery of our struggle in future.

I got this as a forward which said its from Wipro chairman Mr. Azim Prem ji's comment on reservation. Whether or not, it is, from him, good one: I think we should have job reservations in all the fields. I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this. Let's start the reservation with our cricket team. We should have 10 percent reservation for muslims. 30 percent for OBC , SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly. The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player. The four hit by an OBC player should be considered as a six and a six hit by a OBC player should be counted as 8 runs. An OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century. We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our OBC player. Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an OBC player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal. Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race, an OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters. There can be reservation in Government jobs also. Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country.) Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..) Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward... Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country. Let's be proud of being an INDIAN.. May the good breed of politicans like ARJUN SINGH long live...

Thought for the day: Isnt it hight time that all the reservations are abolished.....After independence some was brought, saying just for 10 yrs. Isnt 10 yrs still over?? Instead of abolishing it, more and more are being implemented.........They say its for the benefit of the socity?? But is the real motive that????

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

A Special Story...........

Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3-year-old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going be a girl, and day after day,night after night, Michael sang to his sister in Mommy's tummy. He was building a bond oflove with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen. In time, the labor pains came.Soon it was every five minutes, every three, every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required?

Finally, after a long struggle, Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With a siren howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at Mary's Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee. The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatrician had to tell the parents there is very little hope. Be prepared for the worst.

Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. They had fixed up a special room in their house for their new baby but now they found themselves having to plan for a funeral. Michael, however, kept begging his parents to let him see his sister. "I want to sing to her", he kept saying. Week two in intensive care looked as if a funeral would come before the week was over. Michael kept nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. Karen decided to take Michael whether they liked it or not. If he didn't see his sister right then, he may never see her alive. She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU. He looked like a walking laundry basket. The head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out of here now. No children are allowed." The mother rose up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glared steel-eyed rig ht into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line, "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister" she stated. Then Karen towed Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazed at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. After a moment, he began to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sang: "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray.."

Instantly the baby girl seemed to respond. The pulses rate began to calm down and become steady. "Keep on singing, Michael," encouraged Karen with tears in her eyes. "You never know, dear, how much I love you, please don't take my sunshine away." As Michael sang to his sister, the baby's ragged, strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr. "Keep on singing, sweetheart." "The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms". Michael's little sister began to relax as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her. "Keep on singing, Michael." Tears had now conquered the face of the bossy head nurse.Karen glowed. "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away..."
The next, day...the very next day...the little girl was well enough to go home. Woman's Day Magazine called it The Miracle of a Brother's Song. The medical staff just called it a miracle. Karen called it a miracle of God's love.

NEVER GIVE UP ON THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE. LOVE IS SO INCREDIBLY POWERFUL. Life is good. Have a Wonderful Day!

Monday, June 05, 2006

Take Time....

Take time to think/Meditate-It is the source of all power.
Take time to read-It is the fountain of wisdom.
Take time to play-It is the source of perpetual youth.
Take time to be quiet-It is the opportunity to seek God.
Take time to be aware-It is the opportunity to help others.
Take time to love and be loved-It is God’s greatest gift.
Take time to laugh-It is the music of the soul.
Take time to be friendly-It is the road to happiness.
Take time to dream-It is what the future is made of.
Take time to pray-It is the greatest power on earth.
Take time to give-It is too short a day to be selfish.
Take time to work-It is the price of success.
Most importantly take time to LOVE AND BELOVED………..
There is a time for everything. . .

Jokes....

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house. Police : How the theif did not take TV??? Sardar : I was watching TV na....

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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates. Tell why this odd combination? Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

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Whats the height of Intelligence? Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme

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A lie machine is bought.It works in thefollowing way.....If the truth is told- the machine wont give anysound
If a lie is told- the machine will give a sound'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Now there are three Indians.One Bengali,one Madrasiand one Sardarji.Their correspondences are given infront of the liemachine.Here it goes......
Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)
Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...' .
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-' 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

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Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
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Sailor (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathea man dies?"
Banta Singh: "Why don't you use a mouthwash?"
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Q: Why did Banta Singh take his pregnant wife to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'.
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How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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The Perfect Husband
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There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf clubAfter a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole. Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw abeautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only $1,000."
H - "Well, OK, goes ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. and since we need to exchangethe BMW that we bought last year...
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H - "What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account andI stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool Englishgarden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..." The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking athim in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holdingthe phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???" -- keep ur mobile safe :)
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Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here", complained the pub owner.
The two Sardars swapped their sandwiches.
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A sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harassed the social nature of sardarji and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction. While he was on his way to his office, another sardar saw him and asked, "Sardarji, aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho?"
Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga.Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta singh: Post office.
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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta thakya?Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."
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Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho?Friend: B.A.Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
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Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak kegaanelaga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
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Salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street.
A tall lady answered the door.

Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and
opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

"Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner,
I will EAT all this s...!", exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that" asked the lady.

The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
"We just moved in, & there's no electricity in the house!"

Friday, June 02, 2006

Some one who loves u....Always besides u.......

There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to hisgirl.Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, hisfuture didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never comeback. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for theboth of them, so they went their own ways there and then...Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to makesomething out of himself.Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy hadset up his own company ..You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rainwalk ing to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were stilldrenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl'sparents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside thecouple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted themto know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car,condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple waswalking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car andfollowed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly asever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her...Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. Theyexplained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill withcancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him.Just because someone doesn't love you the way you wa nt them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wantedher parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of thoseback with him...Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind mayescape but what's in your heart will remain forever. The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sittingright beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with herever again.........hope you understand.Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who youthought meant nothing to you.

IT Good Morning.....

May your software be bug free in the coming days
May you get on-site opportunities as soon as possible
May your PL or PM stop assigning you work on Friday evenings
May your pay be the best among the industry
May you not learn many more languages in the near future
May you get flood of mails and forwards from everybodyand lastly,
May you see a world beyond coding, de-bugging and delivering J

Narayana Murthy's views on staying late in the office

It's half past 8 in the officebut the lights are still on...PCs still running,coffee machines still buzzing...and who's at work?Most of them??? Take a closer look...All or most specimens are 20-something male species of the human race...Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...and why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!!Any guesses???Let's ask one of them...Here's what he says... "What's there 2 do after going home... here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee.. thats is why I am working late...importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!This is the scene in most research centres and software companies and other off-shore offices.Bachelors "time-passing" during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do...Now what r the consequences... read on... "Working"(for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.With bosses more than eager to provide support to those "working" late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback,(oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!).They aren't helping things too... To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between "sitting" late and "working" late!!! Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours. So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is... and that's when the problem starts... becoz u start having commitments at home too.For your boss, the earlier "hardworking" guy suddenly seems to become a "early leaver" even if u leave an hour after regulartime... after doing the same amount of work.People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labeled as work-shirkers... Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labeled as "not up to it". All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on "working" not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they wuld have to regret at one point of time.*So what's the moral of the story??
** Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!!* Never put in extra time " *unless really needed *"* Don't stay back un-necessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues. There are hundred other things to do in the evening.. Learn music... Learn a foreign language...try a sport... TT, cricket.........importantly Get a girl friend or gal friend, take him/her around town... * And for heaven's sake net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *"Life's calling, where are you??" *Please pass on this message to all those colleagues And please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this

Lessons on Life .....

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up. If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.

Moral:Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest. Don't judge life by one difficult season. Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time or later.

The 90/10 Principle

Author: Stephen Covey - Management Guru Have you read this before? Discover the 90/10 Principle. It will change your life (at least the way you react to situations).

What is this principle? 10% of life is made up of what happens to you. 90% of life is decided by how you react. What does this mean? We really have no control over 10% of what happens to us. We cannot stop the car from breaking down. The plane will be late arriving, which throws our whole schedule off. A driver may cut us off in traffic. We have no control over this 10%. The other 90% is different. You determine the other 90%. How! ? By your reaction. You cannot control a red light., but you can control your reaction. Don't let people fool you; YOU can control how you react.

Let's use an example.

You are eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter knocks over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You have no control over what just what happened. What happens when the next will be determined by how you react. You curse. You harshly scold your daughter for knocking the cup over. She breaks down in tears. After scolding her, you turn to your spouse and criticize her for placing the cup too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle follows. You storm upstairs and change your shirt. Back downstairs, you find your daughter has been too busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She misses the bus. Your spouse must leave immediately for work.
You rush to the car and drive your daughter to school. Because you are late, you drive 40 miles an hour in a 30 mph speed limit. After a 15-minute delay and throwing $60 traffic fine away, you arrive at school. Your daughter runs into the building without saying goodbye. After arriving at the office 20 minutes late, you find you forgot your briefcase. Your day has started terrible. As it continues, it seems to get worse and worse. You look forward to coming home, When you arrive home, you find small wedge in your relationship with your spouse and daughter. Why? Because of how you reacted in the morning. Why did you have a bad day?
A) Did the coffee cause it?
B) Did your daughter cause it?
C) Did the policeman cause it?
D) Did you cause it?
The answer is "D". You had no control over what happened with the coffee.

How you reacted in those 5 seconds is what caused your bad day. Here is what could have and should have happened. Coffee splashes over you. Your daughter is about to cry. You gently say, "It's ok honey, you just need, to be more careful next time". Grabbing a towel you rush upstairs. After grabbing a new shirt and your briefcase, you come back down in time to look through the window and see your child getting on the bus. She turns and waves. You arrives office at time. Notice the difference? Two different scenarios. Both started the same. Both ended different. Why? Because of how you REACTED.

You really do not have any control over 10% of what happens. The other 90% was determined by your reaction. Here are some ways to apply the 90/10 principle. If someone is says something negative about you, don't be a sponge. Let the attack roll off like water on glass. You don't have to let the negative comment affect you! React properly and it will not ruin your day. A wrong reaction could result in losing a friend, being fired, getting stressed out etc. How do you react if someone cuts you off in traffic? Do you lose your temper? Pound on the steering wheel? A friend of mine had the steering wheel fall off Do you curse? Does your blood pressure skyrocket? Do you try and bump them? WHO CARES if you arrive ten seconds later at work? Why let the cars ruin your drive? Remember the 90/10 principle, and do not worry about it. You are told you lost your job. Why lose sleep and get irritated? It will work out. Use your worrying energy and time into finding another job. The plane is late; it is going to mangle your schedule for the day. Why take out your frustration on the flight attendant? She has no control over what is going on. Use your time to study, get to know the other passenger. Why get stressed out? It will just make things worse. Now you know the 90-10 principle. Apply it and you will be amazed at the results. You will lose nothing if you try it. The 90-10 principle is incredible. Very few know and apply this principle. The result? Millions of people are suffering from undeserved stress, trials, problems and heartache. We all must understand and apply the 90/10 principle. It CAN change your life!!!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Dub Mela

Unkal SUN-tvyil inthavaaram oro nal dub seytha puthan thirai padam....
Monday -"Ammachi thirumbi vannachu"(The Mummy Returns)
Tuesday - "silandi mapilai"(The Spider Man)
Wednesday - "Karyam seyyamudiyathu"(The Mission Impossible")
Thursday - "karutha Mappilais"(Men In Black)
Friday - 'otta mappillai"(Hollow man)


ulahamaana thamizhin makkal anpudai paarkum K-TV yil intha vaaram dub seytha thirai padam....' Kunthamkulukki annan kaathal panniyach' (Shakespear in love)