Twenty-20 - World Cup Final Post match presentation interview between Shastri and winning caption Dhoni

This Is Ultimate


In the post-match presentation, Ravi Shastri to Dhoni "Congratulations
to you and the whole Indian team for winning this world cup. You guys
have produced a great nail baiting show.. and deserves the cup. We
welcome you to share the joy with us."

Dhoni "Thanks Ravi, the match was pretty close encounter between two
great teams and our guys held the nerve to win the game and cup."

Shastri, "Who was the main reason for this thrilling victory?"

Dhoni, "All us played well but I would say the main reason and man
behind this great victory is Ajit Agarkar"

Shocked Shastri..., "Agarkar ? ? .. how come Agarkar... he didn't play

in the final"..

Dhoni, "Yeaph.. that's the reason we won this low scoring match.. if he
could have bowled in final, Pakistan would have scored the winning runs
from his 4 overs...."

Shastri, "ok.. fine, To whom you want to thank for winning this
final..."

Dhoni, "The team doctor deserves the credit... he really helped us to
prepare for the final..."

Shastri, "Is it? ?.... how the doctor helped to prepare for the final...
he is not the coach or physical trainer...Dhoni.. I am getting
confused"

Dhoni, "Ravi... nothing to confuse... he has failed Sehwag in the
fitness test according to our game plan and we managed to pick a good
playing team.. thus we weigh the doctor's contribution as very high...
infact its better than our team effort in the field.. our game tactic
worked well"

Shastri, "To whom you want to dedicate this World Cup?"

Dhoni, "The entire team including myself wants to dedicate this cup to
Sachin, Dravid and Ganguly..."

Shastri, "I really really appreciate you... its good that you have so
much respect to the seniors....and you ...." Dhoni interrupts....
"Ravi.. let me complete... India would have exited in the Group matches
if they decided to play in the series... thank God they opted out and we
managed to play cricket and won the cup.."

Shastri, "The match was thrilling encounter and was concluded by a
single mistake of misbah.. Isn't it? "

Dhoni, "Yes you are right, after lofting the ball Misbah told me that he
has send the ball to where there was no one....but he didn't know that
there is a malayali in every corner of the world.... This single mistake
has cost the game and won the cup..."

Shastri faints and Dhoni receives the CUP and thats the end of the great
Twenty-20 world cup...

Management Lessons

Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs
downstairs.
When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbour" she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the £800 he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak".
Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp.They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish". "Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas ,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world". Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life". Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up", the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want
those two back in the office after lunch".
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.


Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly
dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1 Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy
2 Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend
3 And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Know about you

JANUARY=PIMP

Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the
centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making
friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but
definitely the hottest AND sexiest.

FEBRUARY=THUG
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever.
Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed
demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and
humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom.
Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily
hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary
things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and
leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Resend this in 5 min. and
you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.

MARCH=GORGEOUS
Drop dead gorgeous!!! Attractive personality. Very! sexy. Affectionate &
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to talk alot! Loves to get their way! . Unbelievable kisser! Easily
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> >Willing to take risks for others. Makes good choices. Has a great
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Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent. Can sometimes be a heartbreaker!
Can love as much as possible! Hates insults. Loves compliments! A very big
flirt!
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. The best in bed out of NE
of these months!! Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings.
Observant and assesses others.likes to keep theyre crushes kinda
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APRIL=SEXY
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm
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well with others. Very confident. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking
generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for
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motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing.
Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music,
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in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye will introduce themselves and
you will realize at that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.

"MAY=LOVER
Hella sexy, loves sex n making luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!! Active and
dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and
affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless.
Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many
friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory.
Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. if you do
not repost this in the next 5 mins. someone very close to you will become
mad at you in the next 8 days.


JUNE = LUST
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very
hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless
excited or tensed. Takesrep pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly.
Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily
hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times.Not revengeful. Forgiving but
never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others
physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring
and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and
sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in
studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old
friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless
provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.
Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in
the next 12 day

JULY=GANGSTA
You've got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around.
You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and
more than likely have a very attractive partner, a wicked hottie. Like
somebody with a JUNE brithday. It is also more likely than that you have
a massive record collection. When it comes to films, you know how to pick
them and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you've
got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may
possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5
minutes.

AUGUST=ATTITUDE
Outgoing personality. Takes risks. Feeds on attention. Self control. Kind
hearted. Self confident. Easy to get along with and talk to. Likes talking
and singing. loves music. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves
to be loved. Loves studying. In need of "that someone". Longs for freedom.
Rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.
Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. "Charming" or "beautiful" to
everyone. Stubborn. Beautiful physically and mentally. Curious.
Independent. strong willed. A fighter. repost in 5 mins and you will meet
the love of your life sometime next month.

SEPTEMBER=FINEASS PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the
centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets
angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats
friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not
harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to
recover. Daydreamer and does fullfill. Opinionated. Does not care to
control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to
have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will
kiss the one that you been wanting...

OCTOBER=HOTTIE
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows
how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner
and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very
emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very
social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands
out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, you ever begin a
relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their
one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major ev ent coming
up sometime this month.

NOVEMBER=SWEETIE
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp
thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep
feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no
motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left
brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness
usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak
breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike being
at home. Restless. having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. If
you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.

DECEMBER=BEAUTY
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking Loyal and generous.
Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be
with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and
soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating,
Tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the Stubborn and hard-hearted.
Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically
and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite
sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong
clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.
Loves travelling. Dislike being at home. Restless. having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited