Take a break
What happens with the following ???
1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack means... scroll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! le gaye DIL !!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai??? Think...... Think.. Bit more....... Because... Madrass people wear lungi and there is no zip means "chen..nai". __________________________________________________________________ What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" __________________________________________________________________ Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" think think think think think think ...... "Pizza Hutna mat" __________________________________________________________________ What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me. __________________________________________________________________ How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO __________________________________________________________________ One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. MORAL of the Story ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... An IDEA can change your wife. _________________________________________________________________ A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" __________________________________________________________________ n finally............ A tamilian and a sardarji sitting together in a train. Tamilian is bored and wants to talk, he asks the sardar "tamil teriama?" ( means ~~ do u know Tamil?) Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
1) Smoking 2) Drinking 3) Charas 4) Ganja 5) Chicken 6) Mutton 7) Oily food 8) Masala 9) Sleep & obesity 10) Pollution = Heart Attack means... scroll down DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !! le gaye DIL !!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai??? Think...... Think.. Bit more....... Because... Madrass people wear lungi and there is no zip means "chen..nai". __________________________________________________________________ What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think think tired of thinking??? Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know" __________________________________________________________________ Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" think think think think think think ...... "Pizza Hutna mat" __________________________________________________________________ What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn't See Me. __________________________________________________________________ How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready....Steady.....PO __________________________________________________________________ One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married. MORAL of the Story ??? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ... An IDEA can change your wife. _________________________________________________________________ A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ? because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae" __________________________________________________________________ n finally............ A tamilian and a sardarji sitting together in a train. Tamilian is bored and wants to talk, he asks the sardar "tamil teriama?" ( means ~~ do u know Tamil?) Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"
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