Thathuvams

Complete set of Thathuvams, one should know...
1. Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam! Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!
2. Naai Vaalai Aattalaam! Aana Vaal Naaya aatta mudiyathu!!
3. Trainkku ticket vaangi platformla ukkaaralaam! Aana platformku ticket vangi trainla ukkara mudiyathu!!
4. Kaakka ennadhaan karuppa irundhaalum adhu podara muttai vellai! Muttai ennadhaan vellaiya irundhaalum adhukulla irukka kaakka karuppudhaan!!
5. Nee evalo periya dancer aa irundhaalum Un saavukku unnaala aada mudiyathu!!!
6. Panam Varum Pogum! Padhavi Varum Pogum! Kavalai Varum Pogum! Kaadhal Varum Pogum! Aana AIDS varum... pogathu!!!
7. Busla nee yerinalum... Bus unn mela yerinalum... Ticket vangaporathu nee thannn!!!!
8. Ticket vangitu ulla porathu cinema theater. Ulla poyethu ticket vangarathu operation theater!!!!
9. Cream biscutla cream irrukum aannnaaa.... Nai biscutla nai irrukathu!!!!
10. Nee enna thaan costly mobile vachirunthalum, Athula Evvalvu Thaan Recharge Pannalum, Unnala Un numberukku call ----- mudiyathu.. !!!!!!!
11. Yanamela namma ukkantha jally Anaa namma mela yanai ukkaantha gally
12. Karuppu koli vellai muttai podum Aana vellai koli karuppu muttai poduma? Mudiyathu!!! 13. "1000" THAN IRUNTHALUM "1001" ATHAVIDA PERUSU
14. Vaayala "naai"-nu solla mudiyum Aaana.. Naayaala "Vaai"-nu solla mudiyuma???
15. THANNILA MEEN IRUKURATHAALA, THANNI NON-VEG AAGAATHU
16. NADANTHU PONAA KAAL VALIKKUM....AANAA KAAL VALICHAA NADAKKA MUDIUMAAA...
17. KAALAA KADIKIRA SERUPPAALA MULLA KADIKKA MUDIYAATHU...
18. YEVALAVU NEECHAL THERINJAALUM TUMBLER THANNILA NEENTHA MUDIYAATHU...
19. VAAYILA MOOCHU VAANGALAM, AANAA MOOKULA THANNI KUDIKKA MUDIYAATHU…..
20. Poison 10 naal aana payasam aaha mudiyaadhu But, payasam 10 naal aana poison aahidum!
21. Adayar AnandhaBhavanoda Branch Neraya edathula irukkum Ana... Adayar Aala marathoda Branch Adayar la mattum than irukkum!!!
22. Train evlo vegama ponalum, kadaisi petty kadaisiyadhan pogum...
23. Arisi kotina vaera arisi vangalam pal kotina vaera pal vangalam aaana thael kotina vaera thael vanga mudiyadhu...
24. Cellula balance illana call ----- mudiyathu.... Aaana.... Manushanukku call illana, Balance ----- mudiyathu....
25. Bus poita bus stand angayae thaan irukum aana cycle poita cycle stand koodavae poidum.'