Newtons Law for IT

(ORIGINAL) 1. Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted by external unbalanced force.
(IT)Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
(ORIGINAL) 2. The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to the applied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied
(IT)The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.
(ORIGINAL)3.For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
(IT)For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
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(ORIGINAL) 4. Law of Conservation of Energy: Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one form to another. The total amount of energy in the universe always remains constant.
(IT)Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.