Riddles
Q: What is the last word in the English language?
Answer: Language
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot
Q: What kind of dog can jump higher then a house?
Answer: Any kind. A house can't jump.
Q: Jane’s father has four daughters. East, West and North. Who is the 4th one?
Answer: Jane
Q: If a rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way would the wind blow it?
Answer: The wind wouldn’t blow the eggs anywhere because roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed two nights in the local hotel and left on Friday. How is that possible?
Answer: The cowboy's horse was named Friday.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: An umbrella.
Q: The Millionaire Mystery... A very hard working fellow decided to go into the business of selling bicycle wheels. He bought the wheels from the bicycle wheel factory for $15 a piece and sold them for $10 a piece. Needless to say, he sold a great many bicycle wheels and it wasn't long before he became a Millionaire. How did he do it?
Answer: This fellow was a hard worker, okay, but he sure wasn't very smart. He lost money on every wheel he sold. Soon, he lost most of his family fortune selling the wheels. Before he went into the bicycle wheel business, he was a BILLIONARE and LOST so much money he became a MILIIONAIRE!
Q: First think of a person who lives in disguises who deals with secrets and tells nought but lies. Next tell me what’s always last to mend.The middle of middle and the end of end. And finally give me the sound often heard during the search of a hard-to-find word.Now string them together and answer me this which creature would you be unwilling to kiss
Answer: A spider!
Q: A lady was in a shop and she shot someone, put them under water, dried them, and in 5 minutes went to have lunch with them. How is that possible?
Answer: She took a picture.
Q: In a one story house everything was blue the walls were blue the chairs were blue everything was blue so what colour was the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a 1-story house.
Q: What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer: A coin.
Q: If you were driving a bus that dropped 10 people of in Lincoln, 99 at France, 30 at Afghanistan, 80 at Spain, 20 at India and 6 at Asia what would be the driver's name?
Answer: Whatever your name is!
Q: 2 in a corner,1 in a room,0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
Answer: The letter r!
Q: The word has seven letters, Preceded God, Greater than God More evil than the devil, Poor people have it, Rich people need it, If you eat it you will die.
Answer: - NOTHING! Nothing has 7 letters, Nothing preceded God, Nothing is greater than God, Nothing s more evil than the devil, All poor people have nothing, Rich people need nothing, If you eat nothing you will die!
Q: What seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it?
Answer: Mailbox!
Q: If you had a ton of feathers, and a ton of stones which would be the heaviest?
Answer: They both weigh a ton so they're the same!
Q: What is black and white and read all over?
Answer: A newspaper!
Answer: Language
Q: What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
Answer: A carrot
Q: What kind of dog can jump higher then a house?
Answer: Any kind. A house can't jump.
Q: Jane’s father has four daughters. East, West and North. Who is the 4th one?
Answer: Jane
Q: If a rooster laid an egg on a roof, which way would the wind blow it?
Answer: The wind wouldn’t blow the eggs anywhere because roosters don’t lay eggs!
Q: A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed two nights in the local hotel and left on Friday. How is that possible?
Answer: The cowboy's horse was named Friday.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
Answer: An umbrella.
Q: The Millionaire Mystery... A very hard working fellow decided to go into the business of selling bicycle wheels. He bought the wheels from the bicycle wheel factory for $15 a piece and sold them for $10 a piece. Needless to say, he sold a great many bicycle wheels and it wasn't long before he became a Millionaire. How did he do it?
Answer: This fellow was a hard worker, okay, but he sure wasn't very smart. He lost money on every wheel he sold. Soon, he lost most of his family fortune selling the wheels. Before he went into the bicycle wheel business, he was a BILLIONARE and LOST so much money he became a MILIIONAIRE!
Q: First think of a person who lives in disguises who deals with secrets and tells nought but lies. Next tell me what’s always last to mend.The middle of middle and the end of end. And finally give me the sound often heard during the search of a hard-to-find word.Now string them together and answer me this which creature would you be unwilling to kiss
Answer: A spider!
Q: A lady was in a shop and she shot someone, put them under water, dried them, and in 5 minutes went to have lunch with them. How is that possible?
Answer: She took a picture.
Q: In a one story house everything was blue the walls were blue the chairs were blue everything was blue so what colour was the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs in a 1-story house.
Q: What has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer: A coin.
Q: If you were driving a bus that dropped 10 people of in Lincoln, 99 at France, 30 at Afghanistan, 80 at Spain, 20 at India and 6 at Asia what would be the driver's name?
Answer: Whatever your name is!
Q: 2 in a corner,1 in a room,0 in a house, but 1 in a shelter. What am I?
Answer: The letter r!
Q: The word has seven letters, Preceded God, Greater than God More evil than the devil, Poor people have it, Rich people need it, If you eat it you will die.
Answer: - NOTHING! Nothing has 7 letters, Nothing preceded God, Nothing is greater than God, Nothing s more evil than the devil, All poor people have nothing, Rich people need nothing, If you eat nothing you will die!
Q: What seven-letter word has hundreds of letters in it?
Answer: Mailbox!
Q: If you had a ton of feathers, and a ton of stones which would be the heaviest?
Answer: They both weigh a ton so they're the same!
Q: What is black and white and read all over?
Answer: A newspaper!
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