Sardar Jokes............
American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."Sardarji " Indiame to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A. Moti-vating..!!!============================================
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usesurprise doonga..!"
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to bepained in front ofhis clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr ChorpaPsycho TheRapist"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machisleke aaya hai, ekbhi tili nahin jalti.Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karkelaya hu.
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Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I justwon the 10 Millionlotto.Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !============================================
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka bloodgroup ek hi hai?Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jopee rahi hai....
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Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai....Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badlyhurt. Next day ,on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel andLater after twodays, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" arisala, aaj tochoice hai"!!!!!!============================================
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to thepearly gate.Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect dueto the advancesin education on earth. In order to gain admittance aprospectiveheavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" areToday and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today andTomorrow, even thoughit's not the answer I expected, so your answer iscorrect. But how didyou get only 12 seconds in a year?"The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to aparty.. heintroduced his family to his friends saying.." I amSardar.. and thisis Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is mykidney...!!"
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Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A. Moti-vating..!!!============================================
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye.."Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usesurprise doonga..!"
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Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to bepained in front ofhis clinic but our Sardar painter painted "Dr ChorpaPsycho TheRapist"
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What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE .........Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai......Doosari bigadati hai to "SHUROO' ho jati hai
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Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machisleke aaya hai, ekbhi tili nahin jalti.Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karkelaya hu.
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Man runs home yelling "Pack your bags honey. I justwon the 10 Millionlotto.Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?Man : Who cares ? Just pack and get lost !============================================
Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka bloodgroup ek hi hai?Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jopee rahi hai....
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Koun si devi ka kounsa prasad India mein famous hai....Rabridevi ka laloo prasad
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Once a Sardarji was going to his office.On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badlyhurt. Next day ,on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel andLater after twodays, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" arisala, aaj tochoice hai"!!!!!!============================================
A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to thepearly gate.Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect dueto the advancesin education on earth. In order to gain admittance aprospectiveheavenly soul must answer two questions:1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".2. How many seconds are there in a year?The Sardar thought for a few minutes and answered...1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" areToday and Tomorrow.2. There are 12 seconds in a year.Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today andTomorrow, even thoughit's not the answer I expected, so your answer iscorrect. But how didyou get only 12 seconds in a year?"The Sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc...."Saint Peter lets him in without another word
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A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to aparty.. heintroduced his family to his friends saying.." I amSardar.. and thisis Sardarnee ...this is my kid and that is mykidney...!!"
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