Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will startto move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you knowincreases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machinewon't work, it will!LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inverselyproportional to the reach.THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.
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