Good Theory....

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining theBuffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.Here's how it went:"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo Can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when The herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest onesAt the back that are killed first This natural selection isGood for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of The whole group keeps improving by the Regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, theHuman brain can only operate as fast as theSlowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we Know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and Weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beerEliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and moreEfficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a fewBeers."