WHY WOMEN LIE?? !!
Everyday the woodcutter used to cut a tree and bring it home.
One day,the woodcutter fell ill and so his wife went while she was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, the axe fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The lady replied that the axe has fallen into water, and she needed the axe to cut the tree. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The lady replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the lady replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The lady replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the lady's honesty and gave her all three axes to keep, and the lady went home happy.
Some time later the ladyr was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with John Abraham. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the lady. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The lady replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to John Abraham. You would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor lady, and am not able to serve all three husbads, so THAT'S why I said yes to John Abraham.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others. Unfortunately men do not understand that...... That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONOURABLE WOMEN!!!!!!".....
One day,the woodcutter fell ill and so his wife went while she was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, the axe fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The lady replied that the axe has fallen into water, and she needed the axe to cut the tree. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The lady replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the lady replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The lady replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the lady's honesty and gave her all three axes to keep, and the lady went home happy.
Some time later the ladyr was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river.
When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with John Abraham. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the lady. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
The lady replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to John Abraham. You would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor lady, and am not able to serve all three husbads, so THAT'S why I said yes to John Abraham.
The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others. Unfortunately men do not understand that...... That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - "WE HONOURABLE WOMEN!!!!!!".....
posted by me ra at 11:06 AM
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